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幽默玄机坛

248期​幽默笑话

发表于:2024-09-05 16:30:01

【幽默笑话】

248期幽默玄机:飞行员下班回家敲门,幽默地对屋子里的妻子说:737请求降落,737请求降落!话音刚落,就听到屋子里一陌生男人高声回答:747明白,747明白,我马上起飞,给你腾出机位!

解:本站生活幽默通俗易懂,笑中有意,其味无穷。

247期幽默玄机:现在,夫人,我们开始讨论你的案子,律师对一位坐在他面前的妇女说。不过,作为一个十二个孩子的母亲,你真的认为你有理由控告你丈夫对你过分忽视吗?

解:本期开狗31。

246期幽默玄机:去美国旅行,在商场看上件皮衣,想问服务员是什么皮料,可是英语实在太差,半天服务员也没有听懂,灵机一动,指了指皮衣,然后学了声羊叫,服务员摇头,又学了声牛叫,服务员摇头,最后学声猪叫,服务员点头了。长出一口气说:还是动物园好呀,没有外语限制!

解:本期开虎15。

245期幽默玄机:从小和堂弟很铁,有一天他要请我去他家吃他的炒方便面。他在厨房煮好面问我:哥,你要不要放小米红辣椒的?此刻他妈遽然呈现,手拿一张47分试卷怒万冲冠地冲厨房来,遮天蔽日一顿打,边打边骂,边骂边打,打的那个惨。他妈打完走了,弟也哭成了泪人。但还一边啜泣一边问我:哥,你要不要放小米红辣椒的…。

解:本期开鼠17。