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118手机开奖

100期生活幽默

发表于:2024-09-07 22:30:02

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100期 幽默玄机
:昨天晚上在家洗澡时,耳朵不小心里进了水,耳洞里湿湿得难受,出来我歪着脑袋向下倒,公看到了走到跟前,皱着眉头拉我躺在沙发上,用棉签帮我沾干,还不无担忧的说:媳妇儿,耳朵进水了我能帮你弄干净,但你脑子里进的水,我是真没办法了。
解:关注
099期 幽默玄机
:每次回娘家,我妈就说让我不要笑。 。。我郁闷的说: 人家的妈妈都是希望自己的女儿过得开心,怎么你天天嫌弃我笑!!!我妈: 人家的女儿笑起来都是银铃般的声音,怎么我这女儿笑起来就跟得了哮喘的驴似得,根本停不下来。
解:本期幽默玄机么我这女儿笑起来就跟得了哮喘的驴似得,形容女儿的笑声很奇特,神话中的龙吟就是各种动物的声音组合而成也很奇特。本期解龙肖。