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272期 幽默解玄机

发表于:2024-09-29 04:30:01

 

    幽默解玄机 

    272期:一天小伙打出租车,到地方后,小伙把五十元钱当十元钱给司机了,司机一看,马上关门加速开溜,过了两个交通岗,见一红灯,一个急停!看下右视镜,万现小伙居然追上了,小伙一把将门拽开!司机连忙喊:“我错了,钱还你!”小伙气的,一句一个飞脚:“你是不是傻?是不是傻?夹我衣服了,夹我衣服了知道不?”

    解:特码开?00

    271期:有一天跟同学一起回家坐在公交车上最后一排,本来很安静的,谁知那货突然就唱起来了:“如果你愿意一层一层一层的剥开我的心~你会万现~我缺心眼”结果全车的人都笑疯了!我默默的往右边看了看装作不认识她。

    解:特码开牛40