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277期幽默解玄机

发表于：2024-10-04 01:30:02

幽默解玄机

277期：晚上回家，听到隔壁小两吵架。女的说：有你这样洗衣服的吗？你看你洗成什么了！良久，听到男人委屈的声音：广告上不是说了吗？泡泡泡泡晾起来，我泡完就晾起来呀！女人狠狠地喊：你是猪呀你！人家说的是泡泡漂漂晾起来...

解：特码开？00

276期：街上正碰上一二货妈妈教育三岁的女儿：“宝贝啊，过马路要走人行横道线，知道吗？” “哦，为什么？” “你蠢啊，走人行横道被车撞了可以多赔点……”

解：特码开鼠29

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