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288期 【幽默解析】

发表于:2024-10-15 00:30:01

【幽默解析】

288期:: 下雨天看着来往的行人都打着伞,而没人疼没人爱的我却没有伞,于是乎,大雨中我唱起了一首歌,打伞滴子孙哟~~
解:关注金钥匙论坛
287期:: 一个男人,如果对女人不好,就算他再有钱,也总比穷鬼强。
解:开牛40
286期:: 我这辈子没什么大理想,只想混到逢人就能说句:我是胖,因为我的生活太好了,我是丑,可是我有钱啊!
解:开猴45
285期:: 看到小侄女,夫第一句话就是:“考的怎么样啊?”我要把这种痛苦一代一代传承下去。
解:开猴21