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292期幽默解玄机

发表于:2024-10-19 07:30:01

 

    幽默解玄机

    292期:僧师徒正在野外,忽然大雨倾盆!唐僧急道:悟空,快施展七十二变,给我们挡雨!悟空道:师傅,让八戒变大就可以挡雨了,他最会变大了!唐僧便让八戒变大。八戒道:挡雨没问题,可变大了容易被雷劈,怎么办?悟空笑道:没事,我用金箍棒竖起来给你当避雷针!

    解:特码开?00

    291期:烂掉的萝卜和怀孕的女人有什么相同点?一学生妙答:都是虫子惹的祸。仅得60分。另一学生竟得满分,其答案为:都是因为拔晚了。

    解:特码开兔14